Funny story. The girl on the computer next to me is talking on her cell phone and said “It’s over?! So, you’re leaving?!…I mean you’re leaving your class?”…I thought I was going to get to witness one of those awkward public cell phone breakups. Guess it’s just not my lucky day…Oh wait! Her lover just showed up! I’ve been next to this couple in the library before! Time for some aggressive PDA. Maybe today is my lucky day!
Realize my discomfort.